so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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