I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
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There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
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I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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