Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Tornado booty call.. dedication
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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