This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
