I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
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She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
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I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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