she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
