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He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
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I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
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i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
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