how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Dear god my vagina.
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