Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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