so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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