We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
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I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
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