So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
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