Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
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