i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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