my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Sorry about my life...
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
