Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
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stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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