At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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