Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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