I wanna passion pit in your ass
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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