Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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