and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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