SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
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she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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