I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
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