Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
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Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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