it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
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we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
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Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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