Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
Randomize
