Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
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He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
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I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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