ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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