Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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