Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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