And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
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just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
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