i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
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My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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