He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
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she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
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