doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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