I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
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I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
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Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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