they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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