Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
