Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
Randomize
