My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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No subtext here. People are naked.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today's walk of shame includes last nights hair and make up, an 8 hour shift, me leading a meeting and me throwing up in a parking lot on my way to work. Dear world, you're welcome.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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