5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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