god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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