Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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