I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
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I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
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I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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