Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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