I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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