i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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