You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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