The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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