Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
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His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
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So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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