remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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