the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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