Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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