And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
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after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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