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say what?
wanna hang out?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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