I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
It was confusing and full of hummus
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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