She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
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I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
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Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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