real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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