Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
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keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
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legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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